True Facts: Macaques

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Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
me with research.

Cédric Sueur \u0026 Marie Pelé
shot the wonderful sequences on
Kōjima Island. They have an
incredible book on Snow Monkeys
which you can find at:

They also have many more videos
on their YT channel:

Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
"Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
Tomos Proffitt \u0026 Michael Gumert"
The inclusion of this footage in no way means that the authors of this paper endorse the commentary of this video.

Additional footage used under license from:
Envato Elements



  1. kyle gray

    kyle gray11 soat oldin

    The tacky firewall interestedly bang because cement naturally wrestle inside a wet yacht. judicious, utter airport

  2. Pedro Rodriguez

    Pedro RodriguezKun oldin

    Note to self: don't drink liquids whilst watching these videos. I almost choked on my milk.

  3. Avzarathustra

    AvzarathustraKun oldin

    "Josh balls-in-the-sink Specter" lmao!

  4. Phil Collins

    Phil CollinsKun oldin

    1100 downies downvoted the video because Macaca.

  5. R3D R0ZeZ

    R3D R0ZeZKun oldin

    5:03 on the far right it looks like “Oh yeah, yes right there.. now could you rub- OHHHH YEEAAAH”

  6. NeoGence

    NeoGence2 kun oldin

    1:51 So storytime, I once jumped on my sister's bed so hard I broke it. What happened next is I got a free trampoline for my birthday from my grandmother. It's just how the primate do.

  7. I Am

    I Am2 kun oldin

    “Jerry - leave macaca where it is, don’t play with it” the way he says “macaca” sounds like he’s saying “my caca 💩” xD I love this channel

  8. KelsaRavenlock

    KelsaRavenlock2 kun oldin

    For a second I thought you were leading into "the 100th monkey", I was worried.

  9. kieranpearson

    kieranpearson3 kun oldin

    Taxation is extortion (theft/ non-consensual). Thereby, makes all governments slavery.

  10. Nay Gigger

    Nay Gigger3 kun oldin

    I thought Eskimos were snowmonkeys

  11. Shitposting Cat

    Shitposting Cat3 kun oldin

    "If you play the footage backwards" We are gong to have seuqacaMs in the future

  12. Kathi Johnson

    Kathi Johnson3 kun oldin

    Science word for taint...... Omg,!!! I just did the best coffee spit take ever, but no one was around to see it.

  13. NervousBunnyGaming

    NervousBunnyGaming3 kun oldin

    Calling the smartest monkey in japan “potato” seems quite insulting 😂😂😂😂

  14. NervousBunnyGaming

    NervousBunnyGaming3 kun oldin

    The captions didn’t catch it very well he is saying “Imo” for potato. Sounds like “eemo” 芋 イモ imo

  15. NervousBunnyGaming

    NervousBunnyGaming3 kun oldin

    Yeah also the monkeys were all female and children so I guess they had kicked out the males already

  16. NervousBunnyGaming

    NervousBunnyGaming3 kun oldin

    I’ve been to this park it’s like magic. Being so close to nature. There are no bars or fences. You literally walk with the monkeysz

  17. pedorevoltoso

    pedorevoltoso4 kun oldin

    "I'll take it al dente" you fucking bastard you got me

  18. 870

    8704 kun oldin

    That swelling is disgusting lol

  19. Gary Noone

    Gary Noone4 kun oldin

    Funny stuff!

  20. Goose mc hjank

    Goose mc hjank5 kun oldin

    raspberry is my spirit animal

  21. Troy Teixeira

    Troy Teixeira5 kun oldin

    This is probably some of the most intelligent while funny commentary I have heard in my entire 50 years of life. The comedy here is genius.

  22. Fabian von Reinsperg

    Fabian von Reinsperg5 kun oldin

    I'll take it al dente😂 This had me rolling at 5AM

  23. Jessica Manton

    Jessica Manton6 kun oldin

    I’ve definitely had the Instacart mistake and gotten six bunches of bananas instead of six bananas

  24. Dalibor Jovanovic

    Dalibor Jovanovic7 kun oldin

    I love how these monkeys always look like sullen thinkers who are caught up in their own musing.

  25. Glenn Bowman Jr.

    Glenn Bowman Jr.7 kun oldin

    After all the stuff Potato discovered, I'm slightly surprised it didn't notice "If you leave a few grains in the dirt, it makes more grains" and invent macaque agriculture.

  26. Moritz R

    Moritz R3 kun oldin

    That would’ve been low-key terrifying

  27. GetGood

    GetGood7 kun oldin


  28. Nathan Greene

    Nathan Greene7 kun oldin


  29. Sarah Chu

    Sarah Chu8 kun oldin

    "Butt violence is dangerous" 🤣🤣🤣 Jerry totally needs a raise

  30. Anon Anon

    Anon Anon8 kun oldin

    These macaques are smarter than most modern humans

  31. Ilya Bulgak

    Ilya Bulgak8 kun oldin

    “Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you will find me” 😂😂😂

  32. SHAD FER

    SHAD FER8 kun oldin

    At the beginning, ever so cleverly, he says "It's too long to be ma cock" lmaoo

  33. eerie

    eerie9 kun oldin

    6:56 i just couldn't not laugh at that

  34. Ditzy Nightcore

    Ditzy Nightcore9 kun oldin

    isnt it like game of thrones... but with constant nudity?

  35. Cristinita Corazon

    Cristinita Corazon9 kun oldin

    My favorite bedtime stories come from you. Great way to fall asleep with a smile.

  36. kwgrid

    kwgrid9 kun oldin

    You, sir, are a treasure!

  37. Boppo Jr

    Boppo Jr9 kun oldin

    Lmao jerry proof read 😂

  38. Phillip Deam

    Phillip Deam9 kun oldin

    Learning and laughing my ass off.

  39. Jared Jones

    Jared Jones10 kun oldin

    "Used soup" 🤣

  40. BaconWobbuffet

    BaconWobbuffet10 kun oldin

    Wanna see Macaques they are so big.

  41. Jebu911

    Jebu91110 kun oldin

    That cigarettes joke was 5/5

  42. Freddie Jackson

    Freddie Jackson10 kun oldin

    “No that's too long to be maco*k” ohh the innuendos!!!!

  43. Dee K. Asuncion

    Dee K. Asuncion10 kun oldin

    "We'll take a test: see if you can spot someone who's ready to mate (obvious pic). . .alright?(giggle) Do you need more time?" 🤣🤣 So wrong, but I can't stop LMAO!!!!

  44. Orlando Yongco

    Orlando Yongco11 kun oldin

    0:07 context

  45. Lafiar

    Lafiar11 kun oldin

    RIP Emon

  46. Alesya QueenOfBoredom

    Alesya QueenOfBoredom11 kun oldin


  47. felooso

    felooso12 kun oldin


  48. Marlee Gould

    Marlee Gould13 kun oldin

    Damnit Jerry, proof read!

  49. sallyforth 67

    sallyforth 6714 kun oldin

    Damn hippies!

  50. mamaboo cee

    mamaboo cee15 kun oldin

    Very refreshing, considering that the big trend on UZnick (mostly from Asian countries) are the "cute baby monkey" videos which are really baby monkey torture videos for people who hate macaques. It is horrifying especially when you read the comments and realize just what the heck is really going on. The world has more weirdos than I originally thought - and I thought there were a lot to begin with.

  51. BartUhKiss

    BartUhKiss15 kun oldin

    I learned that monkey see monkey do

  52. Thomas Alègre de la Soujeole

    Thomas Alègre de la Soujeole16 kun oldin

    Macaque : derogatory term in French used towards poorly educated, barely civilized teenagers loitering in the streets and mugging you.

  53. Thomas Alègre de la Soujeole

    Thomas Alègre de la Soujeole6 kun oldin

    @Deutsche Dog no worries ^^

  54. Deutsche Dog

    Deutsche Dog6 kun oldin

    Thanks for that kind sir! Often wondered what the name meant in English.

  55. Joshua Marchand

    Joshua Marchand16 kun oldin

    Buy AMC! Down with the hedge funds!

  56. Riddle MeThat

    Riddle MeThat24 kun oldin

    "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me" Okay but who's going to hold Jerry down while I put the rubber gloves on?

  57. Richard Paxford

    Richard PaxfordOy oldin

    "Something, something, something...bebbehs!"

  58. Shaman LizardKing

    Shaman LizardKingOy oldin

    Hakuna Macaca

  59. Sky Boydston

    Sky BoydstonOy oldin

    You're amazing zefrank!

  60. Negi G

    Negi GOy oldin

    They are literally humans like expressions hierarchy with a societal order

  61. Will TD

    Will TDOy oldin

    Literally got an old spice commercial before your sponsor lmaooo

  62. salt harvester

    salt harvesterOy oldin

    not macaques. *hot tub monkeys*. hello world champions

  63. Tiptoepoms

    TiptoepomsOy oldin

    My hero on a crappy day!!

  64. Maura Kurp

    Maura KurpOy oldin

    I only watched this video to hear the name pronounced so I'd say that intro was pretty appropriate.

  65. Daniel Carpenter

    Daniel CarpenterOy oldin

    It's like my mother always said: "You can't make a french fry without boiling a few monkeys in oil." My mother is weird.

  66. Jed

    JedOy oldin

    01:38 that one looks like its greasing the pole.

  67. Licinius Varrus

    Licinius VarrusOy oldin

    seasoning their food? wow

  68. EvaG26

    EvaG26Oy oldin

    1:27 freezing their ass off, to be exact

  69. Donna B.

    Donna B.Oy oldin

    "Don't play with macaca!"

  70. Mathieu Rama

    Mathieu RamaOy oldin


  71. Ferria

    FerriaOy oldin

    Came across this the other day and now I'm looking for all I can, so dam funny!

  72. Orlando Brown

    Orlando BrownOy oldin

    "It's too long to be 'mah-cahk'" 🤣 I love this dude

  73. Traveler Road

    Traveler RoadOy oldin


  74. Grimmm Reappperrr

    Grimmm ReappperrrOy oldin

    I heard Josh Balz

  75. CalebTheCat Gaming

    CalebTheCat GamingOy oldin

    After a brief message from our sponsor... immediately gets a commercial

  76. Rory Schultz

    Rory SchultzOy oldin

    Even when I hear his name I get this shit eating the same way a Dung Beetle do when standing under an Elephant with Diarrhea!

  77. Kaizer

    KaizerOy oldin

    “It’s like Game of Thrones but with less nudity” lol

  78. Nick Read

    Nick ReadOy oldin

    Need more time? Lol

  79. Artos Bear

    Artos BearOy oldin

    Wait a second I knew these monkeys looked familiar I saw them in sekiro using swords and guns. Don't ever give them swords or guns

  80. Mark Whelan

    Mark WhelanOy oldin

    That nose but joke is so wrong its a pissa I love this guy !!! This is by far the most entertaining Nature and Science lesson I've ever had. It makes you want to go for more as soon as you can.

  81. Jason Schoenfeld

    Jason SchoenfeldOy oldin

    0:47 "look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." .......WHAT?!

  82. schiz0phren1c

    schiz0phren1cOy oldin

    I've lost macaques!

  83. CthulhuianBunny

    CthulhuianBunnyOy oldin

    I'll never get tired of the "Butt _, sorry, but _" running gag.

  84. Jerry McDow

    Jerry McDowOy oldin

    This guy aint right ! But funny . I think he smokes the good stuff . He needs to get help about the backwards walking macaque videos though 🙄

  85. raerambaran

    raerambaran2 oy oldin

    It's too long to be mah cack 😄🤣

  86. Feed Us Fetus Fajitas

    Feed Us Fetus Fajitas2 oy oldin

    Nolan Ryan's favorite monkeys. RAGONK!

  87. Rhaenyra Targaryen1stofhername

    Rhaenyra Targaryen1stofhername2 oy oldin


  88. Nathalie G.

    Nathalie G.2 oy oldin

    We, canadians, are bitching about the weather too...

  89. V77710

    V777102 oy oldin

    Zefrank hits critical strike on my stomach muscles

  90. Noob 1

    Noob 12 oy oldin

    "Makaka" XD Makaka means Poop in setswana so listening to the last part was hella funny XD "We're gonna throw makaka up on the screen Leave Makaka where it was dont play with it"

  91. TheTekShow

    TheTekShow2 oy oldin

    "it's too long to be my...." XD omg

  92. Steve ERmac

    Steve ERmac2 oy oldin

    i play mcoc

  93. QalinaCom

    QalinaCom2 oy oldin

    the macaque at 6.00 looks like Christopher Walken

  94. Nancy Lo

    Nancy Lo2 oy oldin

    When I saw the swelling, holy sweet mother Teresa!

  95. 33Isaiah96

    33Isaiah962 oy oldin

    No no Canadians still bitch about the cold

  96. Hasebe

    Hasebe2 oy oldin


  97. Lokket99

    Lokket992 oy oldin

    My anxiety is a little better now :)

  98. Bong Ui

    Bong Ui2 oy oldin

    4:13 Amog us

  99. Ziroh Null

    Ziroh Null2 oy oldin

    Macaques making the primordial precursor to fries just makes me so damn proud of our primate cousins!

  100. N The One

    N The One2 oy oldin

    There's no alpha. Or at least that terminology comes from a complete MISrepresentation of wolves in captivity, not even wild wolves, even less so dogs and humans/primates. Now, if you mean that there has been actual scientific observations confirming a hierarchy is macaques and the specialists have decided to call one of the roles "alpha", then sure. I just wanna make sure people don't take it as confirmation of old debunked stuff.

  101. Janiter Inadrum

    Janiter Inadrum2 oy oldin

    @4:30...Taint. I have a friend that lives in Florida. And he lives in Taintsville! I sh*t you not. Pun intended

  102. Boe Jiden The Potato

    Boe Jiden The Potato2 oy oldin

    "But it looks like fun doesn't it?Playing in the snow and...what is that?Eating bark?alright i'll be honest with you,it looks like a crappy time to me.Out there freezing your nitzels off and eating bark."