True Facts: Mating Dance of the Ostrich

Ostrich Song:
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By Ze Frank
All media used under license and with permission:
Footage of the Ostrich: Jackson Hart Grady
6 Audio Track from Tom Moore:
Voice of Female Ostrich: Caitlin Roukin
Voice of Male Ostrich, Host: Ze Frank
"Ostrich Song" Written and Performed by Ze Frank


  1. Jinzhang Hsu

    Jinzhang Hsu2 kun oldin

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today You’ve done it again, Frank

  2. Activist_Dragon

    Activist_Dragon2 kun oldin

    I think that was the funniest one so far! I had to watch it twice to confirm that they were swearing left and right! Lmfao 🤣😆 😂

  3. Nyx Arson

    Nyx Arson3 kun oldin

    “I don’t care, just get on with it” she is my queen

  4. g halv

    g halv13 kun oldin

    "I spell "ostrich" with a capital 'D.'" hahahaha

  5. I Won

    I Won13 kun oldin

    Song birds: tweet tweet tweet Ravens: caw!! Caww! Ostrich: pure unadulterated funk

  6. Everything From A - Z

    Everything From A - Z19 kun oldin

    He danced She fell for it He fucked her dancing They both left in search of other fuck

  7. Allison James

    Allison James21 kun oldin

    Lmao 😂 She seems highly unimpressed. She even snacks during it.

  8. Marcus

    Marcus28 kun oldin

    Let’s see the ferangi mating dance next

  9. TwinTurbo Ray

    TwinTurbo RayOy oldin

    I want you to do something with Marc Rebillet now. Look up his Flamingo song...

  10. colton biggerstaff

    colton biggerstaffOy oldin

    the dancing goes good with bombastic .

  11. Rak-Kun

    Rak-KunOy oldin

    Coming from an ex-ostrich...I can confirm this is what I'm thinking exactly!

  12. WhatamIdoingwithmylife lol

    WhatamIdoingwithmylife lolOy oldin

    Lmaooo You’re the best. All of your videos are such treasures! :D

  13. Germie Napkins24

    Germie Napkins24Oy oldin

    This song is screaming Zappa, dynamo hum..

  14. Mohammad Asif

    Mohammad AsifOy oldin

    As an ostrich i can confirm

  15. FRJ328

    FRJ328Oy oldin


  16. Sally-Anne Strawberry

    Sally-Anne StrawberryOy oldin

    Yep.. 1wk later an I've caught myself singing this at least twice!!! You should release it with the videos it'd be an instant 1hit Wonder... Especially in Europe and Asia 🤔👌💰🤑

  17. Jamie miller

    Jamie millerOy oldin

    Omfg! I have never laughed so hard!

  18. Sally-Anne Strawberry

    Sally-Anne Strawberry2 oy oldin

    Man.. You know that songs gonna be playing in ur head ALL DAY!! ... Dododo.. I'll stretch..Do..I'll stretch my neck out for ya.. 😋

  19. Butters Stotch

    Butters Stotch2 oy oldin

    Female ostriches only exist for breeding, and being delicious.

  20. CzarDeaner

    CzarDeaner2 oy oldin

    I know you're not in charge of ads, but I just got a really disturbing one where they play the audio of owls being tortured. Kinda ruined the vibe

  21. AskAScreenwriter

    AskAScreenwriter2 oy oldin

    Just call up Letterkenny, Ontario, and ask for The Ginger and Boots. Problem solved.

  22. Doofus_ow

    Doofus_ow2 oy oldin

    That was the fastest 2 minutes of my life wtf I'm only a little drunk this doesn't make sense that was 1 minute tops

  23. Temporary Name

    Temporary Name2 oy oldin

    I'm laughing cuz I want the ostrich to stop

  24. Mama Petillo

    Mama Petillo2 oy oldin

    Ok. So, Ostriches a kinda semi-Prince-y? In a funk mode?

  25. Nadia Hudson

    Nadia Hudson2 oy oldin

    Me: *sees the thumbnail* Brain: “this is gonna be really fuckin weird isn’t it.” *clicks video* *Rush of happiness comes over me* “Oh this is fuckin weird.”

  26. b s

    b s2 oy oldin

    Makes me rethink about dinosaurs....can you imagine!?

  27. Tammy LaRonde

    Tammy LaRonde3 oy oldin


  28. julius ciron

    julius ciron3 oy oldin

    Can we have the lyrics please....


    DOVERDEMON3 oy oldin

    "It bit like a millennial at an outdoor music festival who just ate a brownie he bought from a man who calls himself magic Joe" Frank *is* Magic Joe

  30. Helge Meff

    Helge Meff3 oy oldin

  31. Uranos 96

    Uranos 963 oy oldin

    if these kids are idiots im gonna track you down....dude better learn flying

  32. Sunaki1000

    Sunaki10003 oy oldin

    The Voiceacting and Music may distract you from realicing how your watching 2 minutes of Birdsex.

  33. La Tre Clays

    La Tre Clays3 oy oldin

    It’s somewhat very pleasing that the slight flapping of the wings is timed in with the music. 1:28 how they got the ostrich to do that amazing me.

  34. riakun

    riakun3 oy oldin

    I just have to say that I love your videos. Back before the pandemic, my last college professor had a 3+ hour class once a week. During the breaks in class, she would play these awesome videos. She also taught art history very similarly to how you do these videos, and it made the class *way* more interesting than it had any right to be. Hands down the best college professor for her sense of humor alone. And many hilarious memories watching these videos during class

  35. gregoryvn3

    gregoryvn33 oy oldin

    This just doesn't stop being hilarious. Hee.

  36. Herb Derbler

    Herb Derbler3 oy oldin

    I will be severely disappointed if aliens aren't watching us and writing funny songs for all the absolutely ridiculous things humans do to attract each other.

  37. Ray Man

    Ray Man3 oy oldin


  38. Cesar Lorenzo

    Cesar Lorenzo3 oy oldin


  39. 3 oy oldin

    0:10 that's very specific

  40. Angalica Alabaster

    Angalica Alabaster3 oy oldin

    Move never gets old oh, I am still laughing

  41. Crystal-Marie Sealy

    Crystal-Marie Sealy3 oy oldin

    😂😂😂🤣😂 if these kids are idiots, I'm gonna track you down

  42. XOMarius

    XOMarius3 oy oldin

    Hmm....Close to the end of the internet I have reached.

  43. NØ Body

    NØ Body3 oy oldin

    Daaaamn is just imposible not to vibe

  44. Timofey Gerasimov

    Timofey Gerasimov4 oy oldin

    What an amazing video

  45. Andrew Harvey

    Andrew Harvey4 oy oldin

    Why has jamming out like this during sex just totally never occurred to me? Like, I guess asking my gf to assume the position and just kinda wait while I belt out some tunes would be pretty awkward.... But I mean, now I really want to.

  46. Vic Miramontes

    Vic Miramontes4 oy oldin

    Ostrich steak is delicious

  47. Dan Kiser

    Dan Kiser4 oy oldin

    That's 2 minutes of my life im never getting back

  48. merlin mendez

    merlin mendez4 oy oldin

    I wonder how zefrank got someone to voice act a ostrich

  49. _ solennbot

    _ solennbot4 oy oldin

    what the fuck my friend sent this to me

  50. R.L Bevi

    R.L Bevi4 oy oldin

    I hate how catchy these songs are 😂

  51. ThePieFairy91

    ThePieFairy914 oy oldin

    Oh god dammit I'm about to go to bed and this is going to be stuck in my head for a thousand years

  52. Five Fins

    Five Fins4 oy oldin

    The cameraman...

  53. Leafyr Oakfyst

    Leafyr Oakfyst4 oy oldin

    XD he was so jammin.. His ostrich meat, to the beat.. XD

  54. hawk 5

    hawk 54 oy oldin

    This is one if my favorite channels. He is so funny

  55. Wuft Chan

    Wuft Chan4 oy oldin

    "if these kids are idiots im gonna track you down"

  56. Wuft Chan

    Wuft Chan4 oy oldin

    consously uncouple XD

  57. Wuft Chan

    Wuft Chan4 oy oldin

    :D he cures depression

  58. Game Graves

    Game Graves4 oy oldin

    AH yeah, that's so funky

  59. Samarth Vedi

    Samarth Vedi5 oy oldin

    Stepbro pls no

  60. NGrass222

    NGrass2225 oy oldin

    Why the hell does “Magic Joel” sound familiar?

  61. Trinity 369

    Trinity 3695 oy oldin

    🤔looks like hes the only one enjoying it. I think this is my exs totem🤣😝

  62. Pamela Mays

    Pamela Mays5 oy oldin

    Because that's how an ostrich do!

  63. Trey Best

    Trey Best5 oy oldin

    “Why the fuck did I sit so far away?” 😂

  64. Trey Best

    Trey Best5 oy oldin

    “I spell Ostrich with a capital D, gotta pay for the O cause the D ain’t free” Straight fire...

  65. Demaris Oxman

    Demaris Oxman5 oy oldin

    My brain was blasting this song during my last job interview

  66. Cure Snow

    Cure Snow5 oy oldin

    I have a weird ostrich obsession

  67. Chris Barry

    Chris Barry5 oy oldin

    "that don't make sense" just kills me 🤣🤣

  68. hinatashime luv

    hinatashime luv5 oy oldin

    "If these kids are idiots i'ma track you down" 😂😂😂😂

  69. Chris H

    Chris H5 oy oldin

    I spell ostrich with a capital D, you gotta pay for the O cuz the D ain't free (that don't make sense)

  70. Captain X

    Captain X5 oy oldin

    Top mating

  71. guillermoelias24

    guillermoelias245 oy oldin

    What an accurate representation of my wife during sex.

  72. lizzle13a

    lizzle13a5 oy oldin

    Did..... did yall just fool me into watching ostrich sex?


    SAMANTHA DEREGO5 oy oldin

    Sounds like Jack Stauber

  74. Burnt Chicken Nugget

    Burnt Chicken Nugget6 oy oldin

    When you have had 1 too many drinks.

  75. panget pampam

    panget pampam6 oy oldin

    This is like a if animal planet made a big wild life NSP song

  76. Dr. π

    Dr. π6 oy oldin

    Reminds me of old GTA music.

  77. Oyatillo Sodiqov

    Oyatillo Sodiqov6 oy oldin

    Очень интересный видео

  78. Ally T

    Ally T6 oy oldin

    The female ostrich is still eating during 😂😂😂😂😂 This video is incredible.

  79. carlstedtmattias

    carlstedtmattias6 oy oldin

    Zefranks greatest gift to humanity: Sexy BIRD FUNK! So funky...

  80. Aidan Buford

    Aidan Buford6 oy oldin

    Damn, that's one amazing OsDrich.

  81. Amber M

    Amber M6 oy oldin

    I love how she's just carrying on eating lol

  82. UniKi

    UniKi6 oy oldin

    I gotta try this

  83. Caleb Owen

    Caleb Owen6 oy oldin

    What was that bounteous baselines please zeFrank tell me I play an instrument myself I would like to jam with you

  84. Kayleigh

    Kayleigh6 oy oldin

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am literally dying right now

  85. Trynn Outsen

    Trynn Outsen6 oy oldin

    This is the strangest porno I've ever seen...but it's working for me... Haha! This was hilarious man! Keep up the good work!

  86. Am. B.

    Am. B.6 oy oldin

    ‘Male: “Why did I sit so far away” trots “Heyy” Female: “Just get it done”

  87. Carrian Crow

    Carrian Crow6 oy oldin

    Male ostriches spouge A LOT

  88. Wondering Accident

    Wondering Accident6 oy oldin

    I can't believe you made ostriches fucking enjoyable and not awkward Until you realize you're bobbing your head to a song while you're watching two ostriches fuck

  89. MrJones

    MrJones6 oy oldin

    Hands up if you just realized zefrank tricked you into watching an entire video of ostriches boinking.

  90. Hector's Kmetija

    Hector's Kmetija6 oy oldin

    Fecking brilliant 👍

  91. eCouchPotatoe

    eCouchPotatoe6 oy oldin

    I feel like I need an extended version of the song.... I think there's something wrong with me 😂

  92. Mary Blair

    Mary Blair6 oy oldin

    Dying at the “Magic Joe” 😂😂😂

  93. Mike Yao

    Mike Yao6 oy oldin

    Always appreciate the people who know they look like idiots on the internet. Those are the best people.

  94. Johnny Midnight

    Johnny Midnight6 oy oldin

    Nice moves, now you owe me child support, Sucker!

  95. Jay G

    Jay G7 oy oldin

    Why the fuck did I sit so far away 😂😂💀💀

  96. AnimeROL

    AnimeROL7 oy oldin

    I always come back to this and the Puffin song 😂😂 please do more like these if you can, they’re awesome! ❤️❤️

  97. William Parson

    William Parson7 oy oldin

    That song really builds to a climax..

  98. Hollis H

    Hollis H7 oy oldin

    You are tooooo silly! And everyone loves you for it!

  99. billie0429

    billie04298 oy oldin

    What was that? 1:01 is that a byurd?

  100. billie0429

    billie04298 oy oldin

    This song is better than 90% of the song thats playing right now.

  101. Gigi Pretty

    Gigi Pretty8 oy oldin

    Listening to this has finally got ‘Koalas in the rain, no fucks given’ off repeat in my head...